OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO

i went to cole's salon to basically finish getting my hair highlighted today. i'm thinking i scheduled the appointment with a different stylist besides i had the conversation of how i wanted my hair to end up looking after i got it dyed and highlighted. i say that because the stylist said to me all excited, "YOU'RE GONNA BE A RED HEAD SOON! *SQUEALS* I'M SO EXCITED!" and i just looked at her thinking, "i don't wanna be a red head, ya bimbo. THAT'S WHY I'M ONLY GETTING IT HIGHLIGHTED! NOT DYED." she also had me sign an agreement saying i wouldn't sue the salon after the stylist did my hair. i kinda felt like this gave her the right to fuck my hair up as much as she wanted but i just signed it because i felt like i could just get it reversed whatever i did and i was just dying it and trimming it (my hair grows like weeds anyway- thanks to my dad's genetics). well- now i look like a fucking oompa loompa.. i'm not sure but the stylist asked me how often i washed my hair and i told her every other day and she told me, "don't wash your hair that often after these highlights. wash it once like every week for 2 or 3 weeks." so i'm probably gonna wash it once every 3 days at least. i was just thinking while waiting with the color in my hair about how a stylist must be trained to lie to all their customers because none of the people who came into the salon to get their hair done- walked out with their hair looking ANY better than it did when they came in. i laughed to myself while thinking about that when my hair was setting with the color and the lady who was doing my hair asked me what i was laughing at and i just shook my head and said, "nothin.". she told me to call her back in like 2 or 3 weeks and make an appointment to get it foiled.. i sat there and must've had a look on my face because she asked me what was wrong and i said, "WELL.. I DON'T GOT THE MONEY TO CONTINUE GETTING MY HAIR DONE. I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY." because i remember having this SAME conversation with the stylist who ended up dying my hair black that i should come in and get it foiled red, so it'd look like the color we agreed on. i also said to the stylist when she was mixing the color up to foil my hair, "i was just thinking.. getting my hair foiled now SHOULD completely cover up the gray hair i seen this morning?" then she said, "no.. this won't cover up the gray." the other stylist who i spoke to said that dying my hair black wouldn't cover up the gray but after i got it foiled- it would cover up the gray. i'm gonna check my mirror the next time i look in the mirror to see if i have any obvious gray hairs. stylists are so full of shit. amanda is proof of that. oh well- i'll just pull my hair out if i have to.
i was thinking about the possible atrial fibrillation i may have and how i googled "is irregular heart beats a sign of a stroke?" because i remember my grandma always acting concerned about me having a stroke. i kinda realized she was probably projecting her own fears of having a stroke because none of my lifestyle choices or habits lead to having strokes. i don't smoke, i don't have high blood pressure, i'm active.. which are basically the opposite of how she used to live. then google answered my question and said it was more than likely atrial fibrillation and i should get checked out for that because those are the general symptoms of heart failure. the only family member i ever remember having difficulties with their heart was my grandpa before he got diagnosed with ALS, i remember because he always had to keep this little bottle of nitroglycerin in his shirt pocket in case he had a heart attack because of the heart attacks he had. i'm not sure about my dad's side of the family because i didn't know his side of the family.. so maybe they had heart problems on that side too?